"Man are you out of shape! You totally ran out of energy trying to catch the Bad Guys. I suggest you take a leave of absence and spend some time at the gym before coming back to work, Lardo!"
I cost the City over $46,000 from the amount of damage I did running into things, which means I cost them more than my salary of $23,400. So I think it's safe to say that I'm much better off to watch the DVD where no skill on my part is required other than working the DVD remote. Or since I seem to have such a huge problem with buttons? Having my husband or one of my children press the button for the DVD player...I can also guarantee that watching Reno 911! Miami The Movie would be more entertaining than trying to watch me play any of the games, and if you want to play the games? I can also guarantee that you'll probably do much better than I did on that too. Just try not to gloat though, I've already been called "Lardo" today and I might just have to practice to regain my ego.
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