The Million Mercedes March

Satire is good, especially when it comes from Andy Borowitz so I encourage you to stop by and read this web exclusive satire piece that includes some great material. Such as:

Limousines started jamming the streets of Washington at approximately 10 a.m., as irate hedge-fund owners converged in front of the Federal Reserve building to demand stronger action to protect their imperiled riches.

Chanting “No rate cut, no peace!” the furious money managers were pepper-sprayed by police as their protest threatened to take a violent turn.

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